Quotations

Just a random mambo jumbo of quotations that I like

“Few areas in computer science deserve both these words: computer and science”
“Not every problem is a nail so having more tools than a hammer is a good idea”
“Every victory has a taste that’s bitersweet”
“I like deleting code almost as much as I like writing it”
“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggy’ until u find a rock”
“We would never like the same five lines of code to appear twice in any application”
“A good coffee is black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel and sweet as love”
“Go with your gut! (and please don’t come back)”
“I find Internet Exploder an excelent tool for downloading Firefox”
“They all agreed that they needed a critical section; what they could not agree on was how critical it should be”
“Thank God for electricity because otherwise you’d still be watching TV by candlelight”